Opinionated geek girl who inflicts art on the UW student body and the Internet from time to time.
Occasional fountain of Jewish wisdom and linguistic randomness.
Refuses to drink beer; has a questionable sense of humor.
Tends to spout awful jokes to Bascom Hill on Fridays.
Possibly the most normal member of the cast.
Suspected of being Keaton from the future from the past; teaches mathematics.
Rides a motorcycle to compensate for all his stereotypical Japanese traits.
Occasional fountain of Buddhist wisdom and incongruous swears.
Authority on computer hardware and all things Apple.
Overly masculine to counterbalance wearing a skirt all the time.
Lives on Halo and football, and not much else.