The Big Four—the ones you need to know:
Hobbes
The Artist
Opinionated geek girl who inflicts art on the UW student body and the Internet from time to time.
Rabbi
The Linguist
Occasional fountain of Jewish wisdom and linguistic randomness.
Keaton
The Econ PhD
Refuses to drink beer; has a questionable sense of humor.
Lincoln
The Statue
Tends to spout awful jokes to Bascom Hill on Fridays.
The Supporting Cast—who the hell is that?
KB
The Girly Girl
Possibly the most normal member of the cast.
Erica
The Dreadlocks
Russian-speaking badass.
Quat
The Professor
Suspected of being Keaton from the future from the past; teaches mathematics.
Yoh
The Ninja
Rides a motorcycle to compensate for all his stereotypical Japanese traits.
Shane
The Monk
Occasional fountain of Buddhist wisdom and incongruous swears.
Matt
The Punster
Authority on computer hardware and all things Apple.
Mike
The Kilted
Overly masculine to counterbalance wearing a skirt all the time.
Drew
The Giant
Lives on Halo and football, and not much else.
